Interesting Statements

This past week The Mr. has heard some interesting statements from Thing 2.  Here are a few:

"Quiet down, Daddy.  You're scaring MJ."  (MJ is our dog and my husband was apparently snoring loudly while taking a nap.)

"Your hair is crazy.  You need a haircut.  Don't cry, Daddy."  (Thing 2 tends to cry every time he gets a haircut.)

After bumping his head he said, "I need a new head, call Dr. Phillips."