The Negotiation

Today we went to a restaurant for lunch where they give the children free balloons.  After we had ordered our food, one of the men who works at the restaurant came to our table to welcome us and talk to the kids.  He asked Thing 2 for his balloon.  Thing 2, of course, said no.  The man then said he would buy the balloon for $5.  Thing 2, again, said no.  The man then asked how much for the balloon.  Thing 2 said, "100 dollars."

Interesting Statements

This past week The Mr. has heard some interesting statements from Thing 2.  Here are a few:

"Quiet down, Daddy.  You're scaring MJ."  (MJ is our dog and my husband was apparently snoring loudly while taking a nap.)

"Your hair is crazy.  You need a haircut.  Don't cry, Daddy."  (Thing 2 tends to cry every time he gets a haircut.)

After bumping his head he said, "I need a new head, call Dr. Phillips."